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What A Day: Noem lies detected

FILE - South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem speaks during the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC 2024, at the National Harbor, Feb. 23, 2024, in Oxon Hill, Md. Noem claims in a new book to have met with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un during her time in Congress, but her office has said the publisher will be addressing “conflated" names in the book as further scrutiny was put on the Republican governor's life story. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon, File)

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FILE - South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem speaks during the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC 2024, at the National Harbor, Feb. 23, 2024, in Oxon Hill, Md. Noem claims in a new book to have met with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un during her time in Congress, but her office has said the publisher will be addressing “conflated" names in the book as further scrutiny was put on the Republican governor's life story. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon, File)

IN PERSONA KRISTI

Can South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem pull her MAGA veep hopes out of the gravel pit? (Spoiler: Probably not, after the week she just had.)

  • There was once a time when Noem was widely seen as a top contender for the No. 2 spot on disgraced former President Donald Trump’s cursed-bobsled-to-hell of a presidential campaign. That was before the book—Noem’s new political memoir full of puppy murdergoat murder, and, it turns out, blatant falsehoods.

  • She just spent four days trying (and, we daresay, failing!) to justify the murder of Cricket, the 14-month-old Wirehaired Pointer, whom Noem boasted about shooting in a gravel pit. The admission sparked a rare bipartisan act of public trolling, after lawmakers from both sides of the aisle launched a Congressional Dog Lovers Caucus. Voof. She was even lambasted by the likes of Trump’s son, Don Jr., and MAGA zealot, Steve Bannon.

  • Now Noem is under even more scrutiny, thanks to another scene in the book that seems to have been flagrantly fabricated. The book recounts how Noem supposedly met, and stared down, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, before stating she was well-prepared to meet a murderous, nuclear-armed despot thanks to her experience looking after “little tyrants” as a former children’s pastor. The claim was debunked by the South Dakota press, which quoted one longtime hill staffer saying, simply: “It’s bullshit.”

  • Noem claimed through a spokesperson that the whole thing wasn’t a blatant lie, but an extremely ambiguous case of “conflated world leaders’ names.” The book also appears to have falsely claimed that Noem once canceled a meeting with French President Emanuel Macron. The French say that never happened. Noem proceeded to blame her ghostwriter. Keep it classy, governor!

Noem is used to right-wing media coverage that, in the past, spared her any actual accountability. That changed once her VP competitors and the non-MAGA news media started paying closer attention. Who knows what else they’ll find next week!

- GOP House Speaker Mike Johnson, dropping a classic southern burn on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), who is trying to kick Johnson out of his job.

NEWS NEWS NEWS

Israel warned Hamas that it has one week to agree to a ceasefire deal, or else Israeli forces will launch a long-anticipated and likely devastating assault on the city of Rafah, the Wall Street Journal reported, citing Egyptian officials.

CIA Director William Burns arrived in Cairo for talks on the ceasefire proposal, which reportedly includes the release of 33 Israeli hostages in exchange for a pause in the fighting of up to 40 days, according to the Journal. The deal would also allow Palestinians displaced in the south of Gaza to return to the north.

Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-Tex.) and his wife Imelda Cuellar were indicted on federal bribery and money laundering charges in an indictment unsealed today. The couple are accused of accepting nearly $600,000 in bribes in two schemes to influence U.S. policy on behalf of an oil and gas company in Azerbaijan and a bank in Mexico. The charges could put Cuellar’s Texas district at risk for Democrats. Cuellar said he and his wife are innocent.

The U.S. economy added 175,000 jobs in April, well short of estimates, in a sign growth may be slowing. The news is mixed for the White House: the data suggest the economy is cooling off, but that makes an interest rate cut more likely. Markets soared on the news.

As many as four House GOP Chairs are launching investigations into pro-Palestinian protests on college campuses. It’s all part of Republicans ongoing effort to opportunistically exploit the protests and distract from the fact that their party’s presidential nominee is literally on trial for alleged crimes.

The NYPD posted a highly-produced and very weird highlight reel of its operation to clear and arrest protesters in Columbia University’s Hamilton Hall earlier this week. Seriously, guys?

Pro-Nazi streamers are thrilled that MAGA student group Turning Point USA is getting more friendly toward them.

What’s…wrong with election conspiracist and pillow guy Mike Lindell?

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